NYC waitress rates celebrity customers from ‘classy’ to ‘whiny’

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Surprise? HRC likes a stiff one.

Celebrities are just like us: rude to their waiters.

OK — not all of us, or them. According to TikTokker Laura Mesrobian, who has waited on some of the biggest stars to dine out in New York City, many are indeed gracious customers, including Julianne Moore, Amanda Seyfried, Dakota Fanning, Daveed Diggs, Audra McDonald and Hillary Clinton.

But a few — not so much.

While Mesrobian, 25, did not specify where she met each celeb, the Daily Mail confirmed that she had been working at Joe’s Pub at the Public Theater, a hot spot for theater buffs.

The waiter called starlets such as Seyfried and Moore “sweet,” adding that the latter was “one of the few celebrities, let alone people, to look you in the eye and say, ‘Thank you.’ ” Both women got a rating of 8 on a scale of 1 to 10.

Fanning, she said, “seems like a really normal person” and was a “solid tipper,” which earned the “Alienist” actor a 7 rating.

For her “Broadway edition,” Mesrobian called Diggs “a cutie and a charmer” and “the ideal customer.” She said McDonald was “warm, lovely,” while Sutton Foster was “superpolite.” All three thespians earned a 9 out of 10.

Mesrobian called Glenn Close “regal, composed,” though her colleagues thought she was “cold.” (Mesrobian didn’t agree.) However, the “kicker” was Close’s date — her dog, Pip.

“Pip was running the show,” said Mesrobian, who still gave the “Hillbilly Elegy” star a score of 7. “Pip had full reign to run around the restaurant as much as he wanted.”

The “f - - king gorgeous” Jake Gyllenhaal may not have been hard on the eyes, but he wasn’t the most easygoing diner.

“Kinda whiny,” she said of the “Donnie Darko” actor, who “really likes his pinot noir and french fries.”

Mesrobian added that the notorious bachelor is “always with friends,” yet “somehow never paid?”

“But he was pretty fun,” she concluded, awarding him a 7 rating.

What’s more revealing, said Mesrobian, was celebs’ drink orders — especially when it came to the former Secretary of State Clinton, who apparently likes a stiff one.

“It was post-election Hillary. She had been through it. So I was thinking maybe she’d want, like, red wine, something relaxing,” the server said.

“Hillary Clinton was drinking tequila sodas,” she said of the former Democratic presidential candidate. Mesrobian then rated her 9 out of 10 “for drink choice,” but a “2 out of 10 for war hawk policies.”

Oscar-winning actor Frances McDormand was nothing less than curt with Mesrobian, who seemed unfazed by this: “All she said to me was, ‘Are you our waitress? Because we need alcohol right now.’ 9/10.”