The Zuck’s been zinc-ed.
Facebook boss Mark Zuckerberg was spotted zipping around Hawaii’s blue waters on a $12,000 eFoil remote-controlled surfboard Sunday wearing a thick face mask of white sunscreen. The billionaire donned a blue hoodie to ride the waves with surfing pro Kai Lenny and a cadre of security guards in tow.
But rather than gawk at the tech founder’s cool toys, the internet is ruthlessly trolling the 36-year-old for his impasto sun protectant application. “What’s the point of being rich if this is what you look like when you surf?” commented Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy, along with a close-up of the Zuck’s mug.
“Mark Zuckerberg taking sunscreen application tips from Mrs. Doubtfire,” wrote one Twitter user, referencing the scene in the 1993 comedy where “Mrs. Doubtfire,” played by Robin Williams, face plants into a white-iced cake.
Memesters also jeered Zuckerberg for cosplaying “a 17th century French judge,” Andrew Lloyd Webber’s “Phantom of the Opera,” and the character of Death from the Ingmar Bergman film classic “The Seventh Seal,” prompted by Keith Edwards’ request that they “caption this.”
Zuck surfs between filming scenes in “The Seventh Seal” remake. pic.twitter.com/kbq0iVy14R
— Joseph Kelly (@gileskelly) July 20, 2020
Think of meeeeee……. pic.twitter.com/mdchxBUWZB
— swedish_mississippi_delta (@DeltaSwedish) July 19, 2020
This man has been trying for years to steal Hawaiian land so he can cosplay as a 17th century French judge and surf by himself https://t.co/8wNAFMzB45
— Chosun Chillbo (@hermit_hwarang) July 19, 2020
Zuckerberg about to crack the liberty bell pic.twitter.com/xqd4F2tT31
— matt’s idea shop (@MattsIdeaShop) July 19, 2020
legend has it that every summer, Mark Zuckerberg (aka the Mime Surfer) attempts to catch a wave and until he does, his restless spirit will wander the earth for all eternity pic.twitter.com/7JBpLAzcds
— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) July 19, 2020
Mark zuckerberg taking sunscreen application tips from Mrs. Doubtfire pic.twitter.com/lLqVUFsGcZ
— A. M. (@usuallyboring) July 20, 2020
What’s the point of being rich if this is what you look like when you surf? pic.twitter.com/BjnKff2TGB
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) July 19, 2020
Who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/9BRBFI0qFh
— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) July 19, 2020
No one has ever seen Mark Zuckerberg and the ghost from Spirited Away in the same room, just saying pic.twitter.com/RZ54gjcHJz
— Brent Peabody (@brent_peabody) July 19, 2020
Mark Zuckerberg really keeps looking more like Data from Star Trek. pic.twitter.com/Eqtc1uLJ9b
— ((Fitzy)) 🐝 (@TheFknLizrdKing) July 19, 2020
Other jokesters compared his likeness to other pale pop culture icons: the Joker from “Batman,” the ghost from anime fan-favorite “Spirited Away” and, fittingly for Zuckerberg’s business of trafficking in other peoples’ business, the character Data from “Star Trek.”
@BornMiserable dubbed him simply “the Mime Surfer” along with a Photoshopped image of the Palo Alto, California, boss in a striped shirt. But not all Twitter users had something bad to say about the dorky image, which showed off the Harvard dropout’s toned bod.
“Why is Zuckerberg built like a Pixar mom?” wondered one user online.
Another simply wrote, “didn’t expect to come on twitter today and find out Mark Zuckerberg has a better ass than me.”