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        <title><![CDATA[Zack Snyder’s surprise ‘Justice League’ cut proves DC Comics is a sloppy mess]]></title>
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        <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DC should stand for Damn Confusing.</p><p>That was certainly the feeling when HBO announced on Wednesday that its <strong>new streaming service</strong>, HBO Max, will debut director Zack Snyder&#8217;s long-rumored extended cut of the DC Comics film &#8220;<strong>Justice League</strong>&#8221; in 2021.</p><p>Special request: Can it be a director&#8217;s shred instead?</p><p>Max is looking to beef up its new stand-alone service with content to compete in a crowded market, and what better way than with footage that&#8217;s already in the can? What&#8217;s inside that can, however, is Purina. Cinematic cat food, like so much of DC&#8217;s increasingly feral Extended Universe.</p><p>The so-called Snyder Cut has a long-for-the-internet history.</p><p>A regular of DC, Snyder was forced to depart 2017&#8217;s &#8220;Justice League&#8221; after the death of his daughter, and was replaced by Joss Whedon (&#8220;Firefly&#8221;). Roughly one-fourth of the original film — featuring Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Aquaman, Cyborg, the Professor and Mary Ann — remained, Snyder says, and Whedon&#8217;s retooled end product got the old heave-ho from vicious critics. My colleague <strong>Sara Stewart said</strong> that &#8220;even The Flash can’t outrun the sucking maw of this unambitious movie.&#8221;</p><p>So devotees decided to swap one sucking maw for another. An <strong>obnoxious subset of fans</strong> on social media created the hashtag #ReleaseTheSnyderCut in hopes that the director&#8217;s dark aesthetic would one day be allowed to brood once more. And in 2021 they will finally get their death wish. They don&#8217;t seem to mind that Snyder&#8217;s other two DC efforts, “Man of Steel” and “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice,” were depressing big-screen ashtrays.</p><p>HBO has not specified a format for &#8220;Justice League&#8221; — it could be a four-hour movie (ugh) or a six-part miniseries (UGH) — and, <strong>according to the Hollywood Reporter, </strong>the project could cost another $20 million to splice the new cut together and add effects.</p><figure id="attachment_15698629"  class="wp-caption alignleft"><strong><noscript><img data- data-src="/uploads/2020/05/justice-league-directors-cut-1-copy.jpg" class="lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" /><noscript><img  data-src="/uploads/2020/05/justice-league-directors-cut-1-copy.jpg" /></noscript></noscript><img class="lazyload" src='data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns=%22http://www.w3.org/2000/svg%22%20viewBox=%220%200%20210%20140%22%3E%3C/svg%3E' data- data-src="/uploads/2020/05/justice-league-directors-cut-1-copy.jpg" /></strong><figcaption class="wp-caption-text"><span>Ezra Miller as The Flash, Henry Cavill as Superman, Ray Fisher as Cyborg, Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman, Ben Affleck as Batman, Jason Momoa as Aquaman, 2017.</span><span class="credit">©Warner Bros/courtesy Everett C</span></figcaption></figure><p>The real price, though, is whatever&#8217;s left of DC&#8217;s floundering identity.</p><p>Marvel Studios head Kevin Feige, as much as <strong>he&#8217;s pissed off Martin Scorsese</strong>, has painstakingly assembled a coherent, enjoyable 23-film narrative and made it look easy. DC, on the other hand, is creative-directed by a chimp who&#8217;s learned to juggle. One year we get an <strong>&#8220;Aquaman&#8221;</strong> that belongs on the Cartoon Network. The next, how about a young-adult fiction <strong>&#8220;Shazam!&#8221;</strong>? In between, let&#8217;s allow a special one-off <strong>Joker origin story</strong> that draws comparisons to &#8220;Taxi Driver.&#8221; The lunatics are running Gotham.</p><p>The movies are not all bad (OK, Snyder&#8217;s are), but taken together, they make no sense and foster no loyalty. Just ask <strong>&#8220;Birds of Prey.&#8221;</strong></p><p>And now, to add more chaos to this gibberish collection, comes a second version of a loathsome movie still featuring an awful Ben Affleck as Batman in the very same year Robert Pattinson will also start playing &#8220;The Batman&#8221;? It&#8217;s gross franchise negligence!</p>]]></content:encoded>
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