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        <title><![CDATA[Samuel L. Jackson has a coronavirus message: ‘Stay the f–k at home’]]></title>
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        <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Samuel L. Jackson has a message for you during the <strong>coronavirus quarantine</strong>: “Stay the f&#8211;k at home.”</p><p>During an appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” on Tuesday night, the “Snakes on a Plane” actor served up a profanity-laced sequel to the 2011 bestselling book “<strong>Go the F&#8211;k to Sleep</strong>,” which <strong>was written</strong> by Adam Mansbach, with a foul-mouthed audio interpretation by Jackson. But instead of telling kids it’s bedtime, he’s imploring everyone to stay home and help flatten the curve of the COVID-19 pandemic.</p><p>“People thought that this would be the perfect time to kind of bring that back,” said Jackson, 71, about the idea to repurpose the original book&#8217;s framework. He said he spoke with author Mansbach, who wrote a new poem for the cause.</p><p>The “Pulp Fiction” actor — whom Kimmel called &#8220;the coolest guy in quarantine&#8221; — wore a matching purple T-shirt, jacket and beret for the occasion as he read the randy rhyme while holed up in a screening room at his LA home’s guesthouse.</p><p>Jackson delivered the expletive-laced story with a sense of urgency that would scare any coronavirus skeptic — or <strong>spring breaker</strong>, or <strong>church-goer</strong> — into quarantining:</p><p><em>Stay the f&#8211;k at home</em><br /> <em>Corona is spreading; this s&#8211;t is no joke</em><br /> <em>It’s no time to work or roam</em><br /> <em>The way you can fight it is simple, my friends</em><br /> <em>Just stay the f&#8211;k at home</em></p><p><em>Now technically I’m not a doctor</em><br /> <em>But motherf&#8211;kers listen when I read a poem</em><br /> <em>So here I am, Samuel L. F&#8211;king Jackson, imploring you</em><br /> <em>Keep your ass at home</em></p><p><em>If you want things to get back to normal</em><br /> <em>Don’t panic — just use your dome</em><br /> <em>Wash your hands, stop touching your face</em><br /> <em>And stay the f&#8211;k at home</em></p><p><em>Motherf&#8211;ker, it’s no time to gamble</em><br /> <em>Look around: you’re not at a casino</em><br /> <em>Just stay the f&#8211;k at home</em><br /> <em>As if your name was Trenton Quarantino</em></p><p><em>Sure, you can still see your friends</em><br /> <em>Use the motherf&#8211;king app on your phone</em><br /> <em>But unless you just ran out of groceries</em><br /> <em>Please, stay the f&#8211;k at home!</em></p><p><em>Thank you for doing your part to flatten the curve</em><br /> <em>Because that s&#8211;t is steep</em><br /> <em>And now that you’re home, please feel free</em><br /> <em>To go the f&#8211;k to sleep!</em></p><p>While streaming his talk show from his home since the pandemic took hold, Kimmel is also soliciting donations to guests&#8217; favorite charities. Jackson chose <strong>Feeding America</strong>, a hunger-relief organization that has launched several efforts to help the vulnerable during the coronavirus crisis. The pandemic has infected more than 900,000 around the world and led to more than 46,000 deaths.</p><p>Jackson isn&#8217;t the only celebrity offering silly yet serious advice about hunkering down. Stars including <strong>Dakota Johnson</strong> and former California gover-nator <strong>Arnold Schwarzenegger</strong> have offered hand-washing tips to help prevent the spread, while stars like actor Ryan Reynolds and singer Sam Smith <strong>are creating videos</strong> encouraging people to hunker down.</p><p>This also isn&#8217;t the first time Jackson repurposed a viral reading of &#8220;Go the F&#8211;k to Sleep.&#8221; In 2012 he <strong>produced</strong> a re-election campaign ad for then-President Barack Obama in which he implored people to &#8220;Wake the f&#8211;k up&#8221; and vote for him for a second term.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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