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        <title><![CDATA[Sadly, we only found out about Steve Underwood’s facial hair on the day he retired]]></title>
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        <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s the &#8216;stache of the Titans.</p><p>There have been many distinguished, mustachioed gentlemen in the rich history of the NFL (see: <strong>Gardner Minshew II</strong>), but Titans President and CEO Steve Underwood&#8217;s majestic facial hair is the true GOAT of goatees.</p><p>Few would fault folks for not knowing who Underwood was before Friday when he announced his retirement. After 40 years working for NFL teams, he&#8217;s gone viral for an entirely unrelated reason: his unique, Lorax-like aesthetic.</p><p>The mesmerizing, albeit unwieldy masterpiece more closely resembles a N95 mask than facial hair and undoubtedly hinders everyday tasks. In a <a href="https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1258814121279025152" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">video interview</a> at the 2019 NFL Draft in Nashville, Tenn., it was almost impossible to discern through the thick bush whether or not Underwood was speaking.</p><p>Underwood began his career as legal counsel for the Houston Oilers, which relocated to Tennessee in 1997 and became the Titans in 1999.</p><p>&#8220;When I am asked what&#8217;s the most important thing that I&#8217;ll remember from the time I&#8217;ve spent in the National Football League, it will be all the great people that I have gotten to work with,&#8221; Underwood said of retirement. &#8220;Stepping away from something you love is never easy. But sooner or later, even something this good has to come to an end.&#8221;</p><p>He will continue to serve in an advisory role to the team&#8217;s owner, Amy Adams Strunk.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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