<![CDATA[Only Tim Tebow remains after the NFL removes all coaches, players, and fans who have ever said a bad word]]> https://usagag.com/2021/10/17/only-tim-tebow-remains-after-the-nfl-removes-all-coaches-players-and-fans-who-have-ever-said-a-bad-word/ Sun, 17 Oct 2021 16:33:00 +0000 hourly 1 https://usagag.com Only Tim Tebow remains after the NFL removes all coaches, players, and fans who have ever said a bad word According to league sources, the whole NFL will be an empty field with Tebow tossing a ball to himself with no spectators, coaches, teammates, opponents, or commentators.

In his resignation statement, Roger Goodell quipped, "Welp, I guess it's just Tim out there now." "I hope that everyone has a good time watching him play. You can't watch him since we kicked you off as a fan after you said something inappropriate once. Tim, on the other hand, is a good child. He'll have a good time out there."

Tebow took the field for his first NFL game as the league's lone member Thursday evening, humbly kneeling and saying a prayer before simply throwing the ball around to himself.

"I just want to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for blessing me with this opportunity," Tebow said. "And I want to thank the rest of the league for being heathens who said bad words in the past. I owe it all to you guys."

Tebow still didn't score any touchdowns.

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