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        <title><![CDATA[Martha Stewart posts gibberish Instagram comment while drunk]]></title>
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        <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Booze and social media apparently don&#8217;t mix well for Martha Stewart.</p><p>The 78-year-old delighted fans recently when she left a gibberish comment <strong>on an Instagram post</strong> after downing too many cocktails.</p><p>Stewart&#8217;s comment on the chicken farm account The Best Little Hen House in Texas accidentally came out:&nbsp;“M as me sure you feed and wAter them daily And keep the heat lss as no MK in s as Nd when you can finally come back to nyc who is going to take care for them??”</p><p>She then followed up with a laughing crying emoji face alongside, “What a mess I have been drinking.”</p><p>Fans went wild for the exchange, with one writing: &#8220;I didn’t think I could love @marthastewart48&nbsp;even more than I already do. Apparently I was wrong. 💗&#8221;</p><p>On Friday, the lifestyle guru appeared on &#8220;The Dr. Oz Show&#8221; from her farm in Bedford, NY where she acknowledged that her self-quarantining digs are a cut above.</p><p>“I have the geese being born, the chicks being hatched, the horses need cleaning and exercising,&#8221; she explained. &#8220;So I’m lucky, I’m just so blessed to be out here in the countryside.”</p><p>And in true Martha Stewart form, she advised viewers not to “mope around. Get the jobs done. It’s a good time to organize your home.”</p>]]></content:encoded>
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