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        <title><![CDATA[Mark Zuckerberg’s sunscreen while surfing in Hawaii spawns wave of memes]]></title>
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        <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Zuck’s been zinc-ed.</p><p>Facebook boss Mark Zuckerberg was <strong>spotted zipping around Hawaii’s blue waters</strong> on a $12,000 eFoil remote-controlled surfboard Sunday wearing a thick face mask of white sunscreen. The billionaire donned a blue hoodie to ride the waves with surfing pro Kai Lenny and a cadre of security guards in tow.</p><figure id="attachment_16008412"  class="wp-caption alignright"><strong><noscript><img data- data-src="/uploads/2020/07/mark-zuckerberg-memes.jpg" class="lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" /><noscript><img  data-src="/uploads/2020/07/mark-zuckerberg-memes.jpg" /></noscript></noscript><img class="lazyload" src='data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns=%22http://www.w3.org/2000/svg%22%20viewBox=%220%200%20210%20140%22%3E%3C/svg%3E' data- data-src="/uploads/2020/07/mark-zuckerberg-memes.jpg" /></strong><figcaption class="wp-caption-text"><span>The Facebook CEO was also <a href="https://twitter.com/KyleSammin/status/1284959338579333124" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">compared to Queen Elizabeth I</a>, circa 1588.</span><span class="credit">MEGA; Getty Images</span></figcaption></figure><p>But rather than gawk at the tech founder’s cool toys, the internet is ruthlessly trolling the 36-year-old for his impasto sun protectant application. “What’s the point of being rich if this is what you look like when you surf?” <a href="https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1284970300090744833" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">commented Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy,</a> along with a close-up of the Zuck’s mug.</p><p>“Mark Zuckerberg taking sunscreen application tips from Mrs. Doubtfire,” <a href="https://twitter.com/usuallyboring/status/1285007799513227264" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">wrote one Twitter user</a>, referencing the scene in the 1993 comedy where &#8220;Mrs. Doubtfire,&#8221; played by Robin Williams, face plants into a white-iced cake.</p><p>Memesters also jeered Zuckerberg for cosplaying “<a href="https://twitter.com/hermit_hwarang/status/1284964467571384320" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">a 17th century French judge</a>,” Andrew Lloyd Webber&#8217;s &#8220;Phantom of the Opera,&#8221; and the character of Death from the Ingmar Bergman film classic &#8220;The Seventh Seal,&#8221; prompted by Keith Edwards&#8217; request that they &#8220;caption this.&#8221;</p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-width="550" data-dnt="true"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Zuck surfs between filming scenes in “The Seventh Seal” remake. <strong>pic.twitter.com/kbq0iVy14R</strong></p><p>&mdash; Joseph Kelly (@gileskelly) <a href="https://twitter.com/gileskelly/status/1285148866078281728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 20, 2020</a></p></blockquote><p><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-width="550" data-dnt="true"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Think of meeeeee&#8230;&#8230;. <strong>pic.twitter.com/mdchxBUWZB</strong></p><p>&mdash; swedish_mississippi_delta (@DeltaSwedish) <a href="https://twitter.com/DeltaSwedish/status/1284984670258683904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 19, 2020</a></p></blockquote><p><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-width="550" data-dnt="true"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This man has been trying for years to steal Hawaiian land so he can cosplay as a 17th century French judge and surf by himself <strong>https://t.co/8wNAFMzB45</strong></p><p>&mdash; Chosun Chillbo (@hermit_hwarang) <a href="https://twitter.com/hermit_hwarang/status/1284964467571384320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 19, 2020</a></p></blockquote><p><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-width="550" data-dnt="true"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Zuckerberg about to crack the liberty bell <strong>pic.twitter.com/xqd4F2tT31</strong></p><p>&mdash; matt’s idea shop (@MattsIdeaShop) <a href="https://twitter.com/MattsIdeaShop/status/1284959144277979136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 19, 2020</a></p></blockquote><p><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-width="550" data-dnt="true"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">legend has it that every summer, Mark Zuckerberg (aka the Mime Surfer) attempts to catch a wave and until he does, his restless spirit will wander the earth for all eternity <strong>pic.twitter.com/7JBpLAzcds</strong></p><p>&mdash; Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) <a href="https://twitter.com/bornmiserable/status/1284997894345388032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 19, 2020</a></p></blockquote><p><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-width="550" data-dnt="true"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Mark zuckerberg taking sunscreen application tips from Mrs. Doubtfire <strong>pic.twitter.com/lLqVUFsGcZ</strong></p><p>&mdash; A. M. (@usuallyboring) <a href="https://twitter.com/usuallyboring/status/1285007799513227264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 20, 2020</a></p></blockquote><p><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-width="550" data-dnt="true"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">What’s the point of being rich if this is what you look like when you surf? <strong>pic.twitter.com/BjnKff2TGB</strong></p><p>&mdash; Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) <a href="https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1284970300090744833?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 19, 2020</a></p></blockquote><p><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-width="550" data-dnt="true"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Who wore it better? <strong>pic.twitter.com/9BRBFI0qFh</strong></p><p>&mdash; Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) <a href="https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1284995251791294464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 19, 2020</a></p></blockquote><p><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-width="550" data-dnt="true"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">No one has ever seen Mark Zuckerberg and the ghost from Spirited Away in the same room, just saying <strong>pic.twitter.com/RZ54gjcHJz</strong></p><p>&mdash; Brent Peabody (@brent_peabody) <a href="https://twitter.com/brent_peabody/status/1284981396096909318?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 19, 2020</a></p></blockquote><p><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-width="550" data-dnt="true"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Mark Zuckerberg really keeps looking more like Data from Star Trek. <strong>pic.twitter.com/Eqtc1uLJ9b</strong></p><p>&mdash; ((Fitzy)) 🐝 (@TheFknLizrdKing) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheFknLizrdKing/status/1284979348110553089?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 19, 2020</a></p></blockquote><p><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></p><p>Other jokesters compared his likeness to other pale pop culture icons: the Joker from &#8220;Batman,&#8221; the ghost from anime fan-favorite “Spirited Away” and, fittingly for Zuckerberg’s business of trafficking in other peoples’ business, the character Data from &#8220;Star Trek.&#8221;</p><p>@BornMiserable <a href="https://twitter.com/bornmiserable/status/1284997894345388032" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">dubbed him simply</a> “the Mime Surfer” along with a Photoshopped image of the Palo Alto, California, boss in a striped shirt. But not all Twitter users had something bad to say about the dorky image, which showed off the Harvard dropout&#8217;s toned bod.</p><p>“Why is Zuckerberg built like a Pixar mom?” <a href="https://twitter.com/mbeezeezy/status/1285039828158091266" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">wondered one user online</a>.</p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/meaganaversa/status/1285207862827003905" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Another simply wrote</a>, “didn’t expect to come on twitter today and find out Mark Zuckerberg has a better ass than me.”</p>]]></content:encoded>
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