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        <title><![CDATA[Kyle Cooke is launching a new $69 canned Loverboy cocktail]]></title>
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        <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>&#8220;Summer House&#8221;</strong> star Kyle Cooke is about to launch a new blueberry lemon spritz cocktail — for the cool price of $69.</p><p>The 37-year-old reality star, who already has a line of sparkling hard tea called Loverboy, says his new drink, which will sell in a pack of 12, is &#8220;a premium product.&#8221;</p><p>&#8220;The goal was to launch it at some point while the show was airing. It had nothing to do with the pandemic,&#8221; Cooke told Page Six on Thursday. &#8220;Of course, being locked down &#8230; It&#8217;s like, &#8216;Wow, I&#8217;d love a $15 drink that my mixologist just whips up for me, but, A. I don&#8217;t drag myself to three different stores to get the ingredients and, B. I&#8217;m not going to spend 20 minutes making it. I&#8217;m just gonna crack open a beer, rose or even a sparkling hard tea.&#8217; So it&#8217;s worked well that it kind of fell upon the lockdown.&#8221;</p><p>Acknowledging the hefty price tag however, he added, &#8220;A lot of people are like, &#8216;What the f&#8211;k? Like, I just got fired and you&#8217;re trying to charge almost six dollars a can?&#8217; So that part of the timing sucks.&#8221;</p><p>Cooke explained the price was out of his control though because he&#8217;s fronting the entire cost of making and selling the drink.</p><p>The Bravolebrity told us he created the new drink to be a substitute for the sugar-laden Aperol Spitz. Cooke says his product only has two grams of sugar, while the summer go-to has 15-20 grams, which gives you a &#8220;gnarly hangover whether you know it or not.&#8221;</p><p>And while initially he set out to make a healthier version of an Aperol Spritz, he said, &#8220;It&#8217;s literally impossible. It&#8217;s syrup. It&#8217;s artificially colored, artificially flavored with unknown ingredients that they cover up because they say, &#8216;It&#8217;s a secret 1919 recipe.&#8217; But in reality, you just never want to know what&#8217;s in Aperol.&#8221;</p><p>Now that he&#8217;s finessed his perfect drink, he tapped &#8220;Vanderpump Rules&#8221; star Stassi Schroeder to be the first person to try it on Instagram Live tonight at 9:30 p.m. ET. As her fans know, she is a devout Aperol Spritz drinker.</p><p>Loverboy Spritz is <strong>available to purchase online</strong> now, but will not ship until April 20.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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