Bizarro movie director Eric Rivas, the man behind the Vamp Biker series, tells us that he’s started filming a movie about the coronavirus pandemic — in spite of his actors being in isolation.

Rivas says he shot footage of the empty city over the weekend from his car, and the actors — including porn star Ron Jeremy and nightlife fixture Noel Ashman — are sending him footage of themselves doing their dialogue, which he’s editing together. We’re told the flick, “Duke of York,” is about a dastardly movie producer who tries to trick a director into a killing an Asian actor in a misguided attempt to take revenge for the disease.

“It’s sort of a stand against xenophobia, and also about people’s desperation during this time,” said Rivas.