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						<p>Dave Chappelle &#8220;thanked God&#8221; for the coronavirus pandemic during his Saturday Night Live opening monologue &#8212; because it stopped &#8220;murderous whites&#8221; from committing mass shootings.</p>
<p>In an N-word-filled opening where he also called President <strong>Trump&#8217;s coronavirus infection</strong> &#8220;hilarious,&#8221; Chappelle noted how a friend in the UK celebrated <strong>Joe Biden&#8217;s election win</strong> being declared earlier Saturday.</p>
<p>&#8220;She said, &#8216;The world feels like a safer place now that America has a new president,'&#8221; he said. &#8220;I said, &#8216;That&#8217;s great, but America doesn&#8217;t,'&#8221; he insisted, reminding the audience of life &#8220;before COVID.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;A mass shooting every week. Anyone remember that? Thank god for COVID.</p>
<p>&#8220;Someone had to lock these murderous whites up, keep them in the house,&#8221; <strong>he said to loud cheers and clapping</strong> from the audience he teased as being &#8220;like a woke meeting.&#8221;</p>
<p>Chappelle, 47, also targeted &#8220;poor white people&#8221; who &#8220;don&#8217;t like wearing masks.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;What is the problem? You wear a mask at the Klan rally, wear it at the Walmart too,&#8221; he said, adding, &#8220;Wear your Klan hood at Walmart so we can all feel safe.&#8221;</p>
<p>He suggested many of the same people were refusing to work because they got more money from stimulus checks, and were also turning to hard drugs.</p>
<p>&#8220;Rest of the country trying to move forward and these white n&#8212;&#8212; keep holding us back,&#8221; he said to cheers.</p>
<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t even wanna wear your mask because it&#8217;s oppressive &#8230; try wearing the mask I&#8217;ve been wearing all these years,&#8221; he said.</p>
<p>Chappelle also called Trump a &#8220;hilarious son of a bitch&#8221; for nicknaming the coronavirus &#8220;kung flu&#8221; &#8212; saying it was something he should have done instead &#8212; but also called it &#8220;hilarious&#8221; that the president got infected.</p>
<p>&#8220;Trump getting coronavirus was like when Freddie Mercury got AIDS. Nobody was like, &#8216;How did he get it?'&#8221; he joked.</p>
<p>&#8220;This guy&#8217;s running around like the outbreak monkey,&#8221; he said.</p>
<p>Chappelle appeared ready for a serious ending, to his opening, discussing how the nation should combat hate &#8212; just to break out in a large grin as he told viewers to &#8220;come get these n&#8212;&#8211; lessons.&#8221;</p>
			
					
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